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Figures for 4th June

UK COVID Deaths 357 / Total 40,261

James Cook Hospital – Total COVID deaths – 241

All COVID cases within South Tees Hospitals Trust – 23

James Cook Critical Care COVID cases – 2 / 2 ventilated

James Cook Critical Care non-COVID cases – 41 / 15 ventilated

I’m still enjoying my staycation with the family although have been a little overwhelmed about just how much stuff needs doing around the house. Mostly, this is due to us having been unable to or wanting to focus on much other than work over the past two months. The change in weather hasn’t helped as I now don’t have an excuse for not staying inside and getting on with it.

I'm not going to dwell on the fact that we have now reached the unenviable official milestone of 40,000 confirmed deaths due to COVID-19. I shall try to divert attention from this with an entertaining story.

I came across something the other day that I thought you might find amusing. It’s a communication flash card that I kept when they were being thrown out.

When our ICU patients are being ventilated they require the balloon cuff on their breathing tube or tracheostomy to be inflated. This allows the pressure from the ventilator to inflate their chest properly but effectively seals off their vocal cords and mouth from their lungs. This means you can’t talk.

This can obviously make communication very difficult. Patients can still try to mouth words but our lip-reading skills are very poor, especially when the patient is very weak. Sometimes we get the patient to write down what they are trying to say on a small whiteboard but this is often difficult. Your handwriting is never at its best when you are critically ill and so trying to decipher writing that looks like the death throes of a dying spider is taxing. The other problem is that the patients are sometimes confused when they are emerging from their induced comas and this can make it impossible for us to interpret what they have written or are trying to say.

In the past, we have had communication flash cards with pictures on which have sometimes been useful. The patient would select the card that has a picture of someone drinking and show it to the nurse if they were thirsty. There would be cards for all sorts of requests like ‘I’d like to get back into bed’, ‘I’m tired and would like to sleep’ or ‘can you turn the radio on/off’.

However, these are not always as helpful as you might think. I remember a few years ago, one of the patients trying to ask me something on an evening ward round. After a few minutes of increasing frustration at my lack of understanding, he shuffled through the flash cards and thrust the following one at me:

I turned to Sister and asked if this was a private patient? She looked puzzled. I explained that the gentleman appeared to be asking for a Martini but without an olive. Sister shook her head, sighed deeply, took the card from my hand and turned it upside down before returning it to me. She then smiled and nodded at the patient before leaning over and turning off his bedside lamp…

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Richard Cree
Richard Cree
Jun 08, 2020

@ dawnthorpe66 – Thanks Dawn, that’s a very kind offer. I will bear that in mind. Cheers, Richard


Jun 07, 2020

Reading this with a gin in my hand, I also came to the conclusion the patient wanted a stiff drink! 😂🍸


Jun 06, 2020

Your blogs are great for insight into your world. Today's about the miscommunication over the martini/lamp made me smile.

Maybe for the future some basic sign language may help communication I am sure you have maybe made gestures up at times. I teach signs to early years settings and use with children. If you and your team ever need some help with learning some I would be only to happy to help. Your unit cared for my very ill father a few years ago for which we as a family are very grateful for. Amazing work thankyou.


Jun 06, 2020



Jun 06, 2020

Ha. This is brilliant and made me laugh out loud. Thank you 😊 I must admit that there have been many nights during the past few months where I have sipped a refreshing drink in the evening and reflected with sincere gratitude on these simple pleasures of Life. Reading your blog for example has made me constantly reflect on the fragility of life and how interdependent we are on each other and how acts of kindness (and heroism) are what make the world go round. I am sure that for those patients who recover under your care, and are able to return home to loved ones, a martini 🍸 will never taste so bloody good. For those of us safely…

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